TAAPII

uish. da lewat malam, taaaapiii masih tak boleh tidur. da try style pelbagai cara untuk melelap kan diri tido style ASKAR, NINJA turtle, PAMELA ANDERSON you name it . habis page google yg ke-1 sampai ke-20 di usha untuk melelapkan mata yg kejam ini. PANAS itu semesti nye. rasa macam katil kat atas bara api. yee pasti anda rasa patut mandi. taaaaapiii saya da mandi kali ke-9 untuk hari ni semenit yang lepas. blergh. bole keno PARU PARU berair da ni (BAK KATA SENIOR CITIZEN)..OK aku nak pi MCD makan.lapar di perut setelah kecut akibat mandi terlalu byk. hmm logic disitu.

even animals agreed with what im doing!

You know what, i just have a thought of dyeing my hair green(coz that is the only colour yet to be try by mee)..suddenly a polar bear from Higashiyama Zoo connected with my inner soul maybe and do it 1st. Dem u polar bear. Nah crapping, actually three polar bears in the zoo changed their colours in July after swimming in a pond with an overgrowth of algae. very irresponsible of the japanese to let this matter just liddat. i knew this gonna happen since the day they attacked MALAYA!! bad japang haha. enuff crapping the motive im putting this handsome+greenish looking polar bear in my blog because someone cant see the arts of dyeing hair.even a white polar bear dyed his fur to green and it look fantastic. why cant i dye green? why? tell me why? for sure i will look amazing with green head. hope you change your mind after seeing this handsome polar bear and yea i wish uniten lake is like Higashiyama Zoo laa, i can just go to the lake and rendam my head inside the water for half an hour and tadaaa..my hair turns GREEN! but sad things is uniten lake is not like i wished and i cant save my money because i need to go to kedai and dye it. i know few of you might think "why dont syafiq just give a shot and rendam his head inside uniten lake?"..ooo hell noo..are u crazy man? the last man i saw inside the lake was Deva the bulu-man and look at him now. HIS HAIR GETTING LESSER DAY BY DAY. ahaha..psst: cha its just a blog.dont get mad ok! but you know im not lie-ing bout your hair too..lol.and yea thank you mr polar bear for supporting me by letting your white fur turns GREEN!

Uses of the F word

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, Tan fucked Sim, as an intransitive verb, Adeline fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, Tans doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Sim talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Adeline is fucking beautiful.(tan said aa)
As the object of an adverb, Adeline is fucking beautifully. (tan said this too)
As a noun, I dont give a fuck.
As part of a word, Abso-fucking-lutly or In-fucking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence, Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, trouble: I guess Im really fucked now.
Aggression: Dont fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I dont understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: Hes a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?
Im sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the qua.

But due to someone that cant see the wonderfulness of the F word. She force me change it to FROG or FISH. So instead of of fuck-up, i need to change to frog-up!! nah,i dont mind.=p

*REMINDER*
All the names up there are rekaan se mata². tiada kena mengena dengan yang mati atau pun yang masih hidup. SEKIAN

who need TNB?

We're getting creative day by day. that's good doink. Group of wacko apek scientist from china and korea manage to create glowing piglet and kitten. I don't know wheter they are edible or not, if yes then its gonna be frigging awesome. our stomach will glow and the coolest thing is we can see tiny lil glowing koko crunch size glowing inside our toilet bowl. hmm depends actually i've seen seelan(my housemate) poo because he forget to flush it. the shit was ugly looking like the owner *yucky*..haha.mine was kinda cute lil koko crunch size..instead of glowing poo yea we might have glowing pee too. with this we can do glowing graffiti at every wall of each street. *wow*..you can also cut down the usage of electric. indiriectyle saving our poor EARTH. just imagine if you wanna pee in the middle of your night, instead of waking up just to switch on the lights. you can just pee all the way to the toilet just to make sure that your going to the correct path. but i think by the time your reach toilet, tank of yours must be empty. so remember to save some for you to pour inside the toilet bowl for the sake of "GLOWING"..lol

anntrooodukksionnnn

Hey yaa.i know i know.Nobody is going to read this. I know why to *wink*, because everyone else is out there writing their own silly blog and thinking of themselves. I had that realization just the other day. I know what you are thinking…”What realization?” I realized why people love to blog. People love to blog because they feel as though thier opinion is more important than anyone elses. Right now, you are thinking, “that isn’t true, I am not like everyone else, I am not self-centered.” But, you are wrong. I am not saying that you are selfish, but if you didn’t think that your opinion mattered you would NEVER give it.

*REMINDER*

I'm just going to write whatever I feel like writing. I might copy/past some poetry and tell about how it makes me feel, or do the same with a song. I might put in some short stories, mostly I will just tell my opinions. Most likely this will be about my exciting+super duper blast energy daily life, but then again it might not be....huu huu =p

It will be blunt. I will use the occasional curse word and express it in my own creative style. I might just make some words up. I might make up whole stories and cock-ing stuff ehre and there..haha like i never did before. I will do whatever I please.

And yea no one is going to force you to read this, you banglah. *dush*