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Thursday, September 11, 2008

even animals agreed with what im doing!


You know what, i just have a thought of dyeing my hair green(coz that is the only colour yet to be try by mee)..suddenly a polar bear from Higashiyama Zoo connected with my inner soul maybe and do it 1st. Dem u polar bear. Nah crapping, actually three polar bears in the zoo changed their colours in July after swimming in a pond with an overgrowth of algae. very irresponsible of the japanese to let this matter just liddat. i knew this gonna happen since the day they attacked MALAYA!! bad japang haha. enuff crapping the motive im putting this handsome+greenish looking polar bear in my blog because someone cant see the arts of dyeing hair.even a white polar bear dyed his fur to green and it look fantastic. why cant i dye green? why? tell me why? for sure i will look amazing with green head. hope you change your mind after seeing this handsome polar bear and yea i wish uniten lake is like Higashiyama Zoo laa, i can just go to the lake and rendam my head inside the water for half an hour and tadaaa..my hair turns GREEN! but sad things is uniten lake is not like i wished and i cant save my money because i need to go to kedai and dye it. i know few of you might think "why dont syafiq just give a shot and rendam his head inside uniten lake?"..ooo hell noo..are u crazy man? the last man i saw inside the lake was Deva the bulu-man and look at him now. HIS HAIR GETTING LESSER DAY BY DAY. ahaha..psst: cha its just a blog.dont get mad ok! but you know im not lie-ing bout your hair too..lol.and yea thank you mr polar bear for supporting me by letting your white fur turns GREEN!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Uses of the F word

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, Tan fucked Sim, as an intransitive verb, Adeline fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, Tans doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Sim talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Adeline is fucking beautiful.(tan said aa)
As the object of an adverb, Adeline is fucking beautifully. (tan said this too)
As a noun, I dont give a fuck.
As part of a word, Abso-fucking-lutly or In-fucking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence, Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, trouble: I guess Im really fucked now.
Aggression: Dont fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I dont understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: Hes a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?
Im sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the qua.

But due to someone that cant see the wonderfulness of the F word. She force me change it to FROG or FISH. So instead of of fuck-up, i need to change to frog-up!! nah,i dont mind.=p

*REMINDER*
All the names up there are rekaan se mata2. tiada kena mengena dengan yang mati atau pun yang masih hidup. SEKIAN