Uses of the F word

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, Tan fucked Sim, as an intransitive verb, Adeline fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, Tans doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Sim talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Adeline is fucking beautiful.(tan said aa)
As the object of an adverb, Adeline is fucking beautifully. (tan said this too)
As a noun, I dont give a fuck.
As part of a word, Abso-fucking-lutly or In-fucking-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence, Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, trouble: I guess Im really fucked now.
Aggression: Dont fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I dont understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: Hes a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?
Im sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the qua.

But due to someone that cant see the wonderfulness of the F word. She force me change it to FROG or FISH. So instead of of fuck-up, i need to change to frog-up!! nah,i dont mind.=p

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